there is a Void inside me that can only be filled by strangers liking my selfies
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
adopting from foreign countries is great but remember that there are plenty of sweet babies in your own country living is bad situations that need adopting <3
i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”
reblogging the second time today because DAMN THIS IS SO FUNNY